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thepinkqueen: HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s...

Sun, 26 May 2013 02:03:18 -0400

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

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Sun, 26 May 2013 02:02:51 -0400

papersound:

ioweyouamoffat:

allons-y-jawn:

sodamnrelatable:

^reblogging again for that gif

^^THAT.

sapphrikah: Melissa Harris-Perry describes herself as...

Sun, 26 May 2013 01:58:25 -0400

sapphrikah:

Melissa Harris-Perry describes herself as “cis” (via “MSNBC Talks To And About Trans People For An Hour, Doesn’t F*ck It Up” on autostraddle)

She never fucking fails.

illkim: I send my hottest nudes via ViewMaster

Sun, 26 May 2013 01:57:59 -0400

illkim:

I send my hottest nudes via ViewMaster

niknak79: We have a winner

Sun, 26 May 2013 01:56:33 -0400

niknak79:

We have a winner

awkward-bookworm: kick-it-up-a-notch: I think I just found the...

Sun, 26 May 2013 01:56:26 -0400

awkward-bookworm:

kick-it-up-a-notch:

I think I just found the Empress of Weeping Angels.

SHE’S ARMED.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NOBODY BLINK!!

oswinnponds: rehability: hey canadians brits and australians have fun at school on...

Sun, 26 May 2013 01:54:48 -0400

oswinnponds:

rehability:

hey canadians brits and australians have fun at school on monday

actually it’s a bank holiday in england

fandom-mused-fandom-games: 1 note = 1 pixel for your fandom’s...

Sun, 26 May 2013 01:54:40 -0400

fandom-mused-fandom-games:

1 note = 1 pixel for your fandom’s symbol (shown above) in an art piece I’m making

If you would like to see all of the fandoms, look through these posts

IF YOU DON’T SEE YOUR FANDOM, send me a message saying what fandoms I missed and I’ll add them

If you would like to know more about the project, read this post

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fandom-mused-fandom-games: 1 note = 1 pixel for your fandom’s...

Sun, 26 May 2013 01:53:00 -0400

fandom-mused-fandom-games:

1 note = 1 pixel for your fandom’s symbol (shown above) in an art piece I’m making

If you would like to see all of the fandoms, look through these posts

IF YOU DON’T SEE YOUR FANDOM, send me a message saying what fandoms I missed and I’ll add them

If you would like to know more about the project, read this post

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fandom-mused-fandom-games: 1 note = 1 pixel for your fandom’s...

Sun, 26 May 2013 01:52:48 -0400

fandom-mused-fandom-games:

1 note = 1 pixel for your fandom’s symbol (shown above) in an art piece I’m making

If you would like to see all of the fandoms, look through these posts

IF YOU DON’T SEE YOUR FANDOM, send me a message saying what fandoms I missed and I’ll add them

If you would like to know more about the project, read this post

FOLLOW ME TO KEEP UPDATED ON THE PROJECT/SEE THE FINISHED PROJECT

merilsell: SUBMIT YOURSELF… …TO THE TAINT!!!!! TAAAAAAAAAAAINT!!!!!!

Sun, 26 May 2013 01:50:24 -0400

merilsell:

SUBMIT YOURSELF…

…TO THE TAINT!!!!!

TAAAAAAAAAAAINT!!!!!!

Photo

Sun, 26 May 2013 01:45:00 -0400

gallifreyburning: animeasuka: taiomifox: This is a 5 month...

Sun, 26 May 2013 01:40:38 -0400

gallifreyburning:

animeasuka:

taiomifox:

This is a 5 month old Tibetan Mastiff. This is a 5 month old Tibetan Mastiff. This is a 5 month old Tibetan Mastiff.

This is a 5 month old Tibetan Mastiff.

This is a 5 month old Tibetan Mastiff.

This is a 5 month old Tibetan Mastiff. This is a 5 month old Tibetan Mastiff.
This is a 5 month old Tibetan Mastiff.
This is a 5 month old Tibetan Mastiff. SWEET. JESUS. CHRIST.

is that a husky

IT’S

SO

FLUFFY

I’M GONNA

DIE

itsmelisss: so i searched “ohio man” and got this gem of a headline and thankfully there was a...

Sun, 26 May 2013 01:40:10 -0400

itsmelisss:

so i searched “ohio man” and got this gem of a headline

and thankfully there was a picture along with this story

disneyendlessmagic: Princess Belle by EverythingDisney on...

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:29:06 -0400

disneyendlessmagic:

Princess Belle by EverythingDisney on Flickr.

soupormetroid:

Sat, 25 May 2013 21:57:43 -0400

soupormetroid:

Merlin Meme; seven scenes [1/7] ↳ “Don’t be ridiculous, Merlin....

Sat, 25 May 2013 21:26:06 -0400

Merlin Meme; seven scenes [1/7]
↳ “Don’t be ridiculous, Merlin. This is stupid, why would you say that?”

natface: thequeenofscream: beeishappy: Stephen Colbert...

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:54:54 -0400

natface:

thequeenofscream:

beeishappy:

Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 Followed by this.

FUCKING THANK YOU.

hero status

areyoutryingtodeduceme: this will never not be hilarious to me

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:23:17 -0400

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

this will never not be hilarious to me

geminispy: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: stridersquad: richwhitelesbian: we need some new and...

Sat, 25 May 2013 19:51:37 -0400

geminispy:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

stridersquad:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears