a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”
A brilliant metaphor
6. Cycle lanes are built just for you, and then the cars drive in those too.
Hey There Hoth Stuff
A tribute to the Tauntaun—intestines and all.
if you think broadway = theatre (or theatre = broadway) you’re very wrong and i’m judging you
like there’s a lovely post going around about how broadway is more than theatre (as ine plays/musicals, i think) or music scores it’s the connection with the actors and shit i’m like…
no that’s not broadway that’s live theatre. broadway is a handful of rad theatres in new york but trust me there’s more to theatre than broadway
stop that thing
Moments when drawing a random character turns into drawing Enoby.
I think everything about this speaks for itself.
when straight girls take pictures of themselves kissing their female friend on the cheek and caption it “lol we’re such lesbos/dykes/lezzas” or some other lesbophobic slur
I’m just gonna let the world figure this out
What does this mean???? Help????
Wait for it
Alison and Rachel impersonating Sarah’s swagger.
*tatiana maslany impersonating tatiana maslany as two different versions of tatiana maslany
Wait a minute…
I have been laughing at this for hours now…
So, true story. The woman in this photo is Kendra Kaplan. Her husband was in Iraq for twelve months but the military has this thing called leave. Some of us may recognize the concept from old episodes of Star Trek. In this photo she is five months pregnant after conceiving her second child during her husband’s leave. That envelope in her hand is the ultrasound results. She waited for him to come home to find out if it was a girl or a boy.
There’s been several articles about it.The photo resulted in this woman receiving so much hate mail, from both internet cut-ups and the actual media, that she even took a paternity test and provided proof of her husband’s leave schedule. Her real life friends have stopped talking to her over these rumors.
Oh, and by the way, that baby bump is a two year old by now. People are still shitting on this woman over a nasty internet meme two years later.
So in short, you’re mocking a faithful wife for something that isn’t any of our damn business anyway and has long since been disproven.
Good job Internet.
Thank you for this!
Finally a rebloggable version of this idiotic post.
Accurate gif of me when someone is talking about Fall Out Boy
"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"
Happy 25th birthday, Daniel Radcliffe (July 23th, 1989).
look at this cat he’s so happy with his leaf i think we should all be more like this cat